The Catholic Church And Magdalen Laundries

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So there's this ghost, right?

The ghost rapes a woman who was a virgin and, even though she was raped, remains a virgin.
You with me so far?

Then, even though she's a virgin and was raped by a ghost, she became pregnant.

Then, some kings followed a star and that led them to a stable where a woman, the one that was raped by the ghost and remained a virgin but got pregnant anyway, was having a baby.

Then, they wrote the McAleese Report.

Simple really.