[Past|Present|Future] Timetravel - Hoax?

[Jenny A]

Everything you perceive is in the past.  When you look at the sun, you see what it was about 8 minutes ago.  Even looking at the person next to you, the time for the light to hit your eyes and then processed will be the past once you are aware of it, so technically, the present is unperceivable.

Which brings me to the world's cheapest and oldest time machine for visiting the distant past.  Go outside and look at the stars.  The farther away they are the farther into the past you are looking.  Won't help you figure out who shot Kennedy, but you will be observing the distant past.