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The christo-fascists roll out their favorite theatrical prop
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RE: The christo-fascists roll out their favorite theatrical prop
God doesn’t like retirement. After Noah had built the ark, when he was in his 500’s, he entered it at age 600. With me so far? After that, he was thankful and offered burnt offerings to the lord. Then, Noah planted a vineyard, and became a lazy drunk. He needed a little break after building the ark for probably about a 100 years, and surviving an apocalypse, but god didn’t like that. God cursed him, and killed him at the young age of 950. This tragic event in history proves that god doesn’t like retirement. We all should learn something from this, and use this as something to live by, so we do not upset god ever again. Or, maybe, we should grow the fuck up, and use some common sense.
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' -Isaac Asimov-
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RE: The christo-fascists roll out their favorite theatrical prop - by Salacious B. Crumb - July 7, 2015 at 2:02 pm

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