I'm Tired of Xtian Shits With Their Silly Fairy Tales.

[Minimalist]

This might be fun.

http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/belief.html

Christians today, who affect such certainty over what their godman said and did, might be well served to pause and reflect that Christians who lived within a generation or two of their supposed saviour had no such certainty, that they speculated wildly, disagreed with each other to the point of violence, and organised rival churches.
For more than two hundred and fifty years the enthusiasts of Christ concocted astonishing fairy tales drawn from Pagan and Jewish antecedents and their own imagination.
[b]Forget the glib assertion that the Jesus story 'got off the ground quickly and spread rapidly.' Let's consider a few thorns in the crown of the godman:[/b]

[Fireball]

Yeah, I had some jovies show up at my door the other day. I told them, "I'm not the slightest bit interested. Have a nice day!", and closed the door. Now I see that there is a black or dark green "X" on the curb out front. If that means they keep their asses away from my front door, that'll be sweet.

[Minimalist]

Call the cops.  Report them for vandalism.  Maybe if you get your average cop he'll shoot a few of them.