Proof that Google is God

[Cego_Colher]

Speaking of Google, has anybody had problems with the new search? I keep having issues where it doesn't pick up all of my keystrokes if I type fast. For example, if I were to search "atheistforums," something like this would show up in the search bar "aesorms." It's seriously pissing me off.

I think I've had that problem to, but only on my phone. so I don't know if that counts.

Despite the fact that the FAQ answers that the simply chose female to break the tradition of male gods...

...I've always thought of Google as male.

Just like the numbers 2, 4, 8, 9, 11, and 12 are female. And 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, and 10 are male.

...Yes, I've assigned gender to numbers.

The Chinese already did that, but it's even- female and odd- male. this is some bullshit page about feminists. at least what I read of it, but

There, the associations of Yin are unmistakably even, female, and darkness, while those of Yang are odd, male, and light.

using this logic Google is female.