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Okay Girls.....Jesus Wants You to Fuck Like Bunnies
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RE: Okay Girls.....Jesus Wants You to Fuck Like Bunnies
(July 12, 2015 at 5:06 pm)Metis Wrote: I'll have to try this argument with my partner sometime "But honey, it's for your immortal soul!"

Just convince her that she needs to be your property, invoke god if you have and then tell her if she fulfills all your desires she'll go to heaven  Tongue
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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RE: Okay Girls.....Jesus Wants You to Fuck Like Bunnies - by Dystopia - July 12, 2015 at 5:08 pm

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