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Fuck The Bible
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RE: Fuck The Bible
This is a great segment.


Quote:But Constantine sided with those who believed Jesus was both God and man, so a statement of belief, called the Nicene Creed, was composed to proclaim that. Those who refused to sign the statement were banished. Others were slaughtered. After they had returned home and were far from Rome, some who signed the document later sent letters to Constantine saying they had only done so out of fear for their lives.

About 50 years later, in A.D. 381, the Romans held another meeting, this time in Constantinople. There, a new agreement was reached—Jesus wasn’t two, he was now three—Father, Son and Holy Ghost. The Nicene Creed was rewritten, and those who refused to sign the statement were banished, and another wholesale slaughter began, this time of those who rejected the Trinity, a concept that is nowhere in the original Greek manuscripts and is often contradicted by it.

In such ways is Holy Horseshit enshrined!
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Fuck The Bible - by Minimalist - July 12, 2015 at 12:04 pm
RE: Fuck The Bible - by vorlon13 - July 12, 2015 at 1:15 pm
RE: Fuck The Bible - by ignoramus - July 13, 2015 at 7:54 am
RE: Fuck The Bible - by Pizza - July 13, 2015 at 1:44 pm
RE: Fuck The Bible - by Crossless1 - July 12, 2015 at 1:22 pm
RE: Fuck The Bible - by vorlon13 - July 12, 2015 at 1:38 pm
RE: Fuck The Bible - by popsthebuilder - July 12, 2015 at 1:45 pm
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RE: Fuck The Bible - by vorlon13 - July 12, 2015 at 1:51 pm
RE: Fuck The Bible - by popsthebuilder - July 12, 2015 at 2:17 pm
RE: Fuck The Bible - by abaris - July 12, 2015 at 2:40 pm
RE: Fuck The Bible - by Minimalist - July 12, 2015 at 3:02 pm
RE: Fuck The Bible - by Brian37 - July 12, 2015 at 3:31 pm
RE: Fuck The Bible - by popsthebuilder - July 12, 2015 at 3:36 pm
RE: Fuck The Bible - by Nope - July 12, 2015 at 3:43 pm
RE: Fuck The Bible - by Minimalist - July 12, 2015 at 4:08 pm
RE: Fuck The Bible - by Minimalist - July 13, 2015 at 2:02 pm
RE: Fuck The Bible - by zebo-the-fat - July 14, 2015 at 4:10 am

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