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Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
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RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
(March 19, 2012 at 7:34 am)Tiberius Wrote: Apparently only one person said he was naked / masturbating, and none of the news reports I've read have confirmed that yet. He was apparently in his underwear though, suffering from dehydration, malnutrition, etc.

So yeah, too good to be true, quite literally.

There are god damn photos of him walking past someone's garden completely naked!

[Image: 628771-kony-breakdown.jpg]

And it's in the police report! And there are at least a dozen news reports confirming it on the first page of Google if you do a quick search.

Oh, plus a video of him naked trying to kill the pavement or something:
http://gawker.com/5894093/

Plus his own damn website confirmed the 'incident' and while they didn't go into detail (as you would expect) they don't deny a damn thing. Also, he's currently in a mental ward, not a hospital, as would be the case if he was suffering from dehydration and malnutrition.
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Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by theVOID - March 19, 2012 at 5:50 am
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by 5thHorseman - March 19, 2012 at 5:54 am
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by theVOID - March 19, 2012 at 6:02 am
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by kılıç_mehmet - March 19, 2012 at 6:32 am
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by kılıç_mehmet - March 19, 2012 at 6:56 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Tiberius - March 19, 2012 at 7:34 am
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by theVOID - March 19, 2012 at 2:27 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by NoMoreFaith - March 19, 2012 at 7:40 am
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Faith No More - March 19, 2012 at 8:04 am
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by KichigaiNeko - March 19, 2012 at 8:15 am
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Tiberius - March 19, 2012 at 8:15 am
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by THWOTH - March 20, 2012 at 4:35 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by KichigaiNeko - March 19, 2012 at 8:19 am
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Doubting Thomas - March 19, 2012 at 12:47 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Tiberius - March 19, 2012 at 12:53 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Tiberius - March 19, 2012 at 3:00 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Nine - March 19, 2012 at 3:14 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by downbeatplumb - March 19, 2012 at 3:17 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Shell B - March 19, 2012 at 3:47 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by theVOID - March 20, 2012 at 1:18 am
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Shell B - March 20, 2012 at 1:29 am
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Doubting Thomas - March 19, 2012 at 4:09 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by paintpooper - March 19, 2012 at 7:17 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by kılıç_mehmet - March 19, 2012 at 7:20 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Tiberius - March 19, 2012 at 7:22 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by kılıç_mehmet - March 19, 2012 at 7:22 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Tiberius - March 19, 2012 at 7:28 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by kılıç_mehmet - March 19, 2012 at 7:28 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Tiberius - March 19, 2012 at 7:32 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by kılıç_mehmet - March 19, 2012 at 7:43 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Tiberius - March 19, 2012 at 7:47 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by kılıç_mehmet - March 19, 2012 at 7:49 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by padraic - March 19, 2012 at 8:08 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by kılıç_mehmet - March 19, 2012 at 8:50 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Violet - March 20, 2012 at 11:48 am
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Shell B - March 20, 2012 at 11:59 am
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by Violet - March 20, 2012 at 12:27 pm
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING! - by paintpooper - March 20, 2012 at 3:19 pm

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