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Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
#11
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
Media gossip Tibers...but yeah we could be wrong. Undecided
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#12
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
His wife issued a statement claiming that he was suffering from dehydration and "exhaustion." Sorry, but I don't believe that running around in the street buck naked and yelling at cars is a symptom of either dehydration or exhaustion. I'm betting he's suffering from the same kind of "exhaustion" that celebrities have before they check into rehab.

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/kony-2012-f...53927.html
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#13
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
You'd be surprised how your brain reacts with exhaustion / dehydration / malnutrition. It's not a symptom of any one in particular, but combine them all together and you can get some pretty messed up results. He's actually quite lucky; he could have done something dangerous and gotten himself killed.
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#14
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
(March 19, 2012 at 7:34 am)Tiberius Wrote: Apparently only one person said he was naked / masturbating, and none of the news reports I've read have confirmed that yet. He was apparently in his underwear though, suffering from dehydration, malnutrition, etc.

So yeah, too good to be true, quite literally.

There are god damn photos of him walking past someone's garden completely naked!

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And it's in the police report! And there are at least a dozen news reports confirming it on the first page of Google if you do a quick search.

Oh, plus a video of him naked trying to kill the pavement or something:
http://gawker.com/5894093/

Plus his own damn website confirmed the 'incident' and while they didn't go into detail (as you would expect) they don't deny a damn thing. Also, he's currently in a mental ward, not a hospital, as would be the case if he was suffering from dehydration and malnutrition.
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#15
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
Look...he's in his birthday suit
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#16
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Fair enough, I hadn't seen the photos, and I'd only read a few of the reports, all of which hadn't confirmed whether he was actually naked or not. Anyway, the masturbation thing is as far as I am aware, still unconfirmed (the video only shows him hitting the pavement).

He's probably in the mental ward for observation. This guy clearly isn't insane; he has only very recently been appearing on TV during interviews, and looked fine. I think the more likely explanation is he ate the wrong food, didn't sleep, and got his body to a point where he just snapped.
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#17
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
Why is it when you run around naked peope think you are mental.
nuditiy doesnt bother me.
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#18
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
(March 19, 2012 at 3:13 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Why is it when you run around naked peope think you are mental.
nuditiy doesnt bother me.

But I don't want to see you running down the street flapping about. Wink
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#19
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(March 19, 2012 at 3:14 pm)Insanity x Wrote:
(March 19, 2012 at 3:13 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Why is it when you run around naked peope think you are mental.
nuditiy doesnt bother me.

But I don't want to see you running down the street flapping about. Wink

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#20
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
I definitely think he is in there for observation. Many mental facilities are also hospitals and vice versa. He can be treated for dehydration whilst in a mental facility. Furthermore, they have to put him in a psych ward if his behavior is erratic. Regular hospital areas are not equipped for subduing patients.
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