Four nuns go out on the town and get blitzed. They all end up doing things that you wouldn't expect of a nun. The next day they are feeling terribly guilty and they all go to the Mother Superior's office to confess.
The first nun says, "Mother Superior, I saw a man's penis last night."
The Mother Superior replies, "That's awful! You must absolve yourself of this sin! Go to the basin of holy water in the church and rub the water into your eyes!"
The nun leaves.
The next nun says, "Mother Superior, I touched a man's penis last night."
The Mother Superior replies, "That's even worse! You must go to the basin of holy water and wash your hands in it!"
At this point, one of the remaining nuns bolts for the door. The Mother Superior yells out, "Where do you think you're going?"
The nun replies, "To the basin of holy water! I have to gargle before Sister Mary sits in it!"
The first nun says, "Mother Superior, I saw a man's penis last night."
The Mother Superior replies, "That's awful! You must absolve yourself of this sin! Go to the basin of holy water in the church and rub the water into your eyes!"
The nun leaves.
The next nun says, "Mother Superior, I touched a man's penis last night."
The Mother Superior replies, "That's even worse! You must go to the basin of holy water and wash your hands in it!"
At this point, one of the remaining nuns bolts for the door. The Mother Superior yells out, "Where do you think you're going?"
The nun replies, "To the basin of holy water! I have to gargle before Sister Mary sits in it!"
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
