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So, I guess I'm off to church...
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RE: So, I guess I'm off to church...
As a mom, I wish I could give you a big hug, and tell you how absolutely brilliant you are. My mother was a cold, crazy cunt too, who never gave a thought as to how she made me feel either. Now, as an adult, all that bullshit has made me strive to be a great mom to my kids, and I am a counselor to young ladies whose parents don't get them. I have to admit that I am somewhat losing touch with youth, as closer I inch toward 30, but you know what's timeless? Compassionate understanding.

Your mom can make you go to church, but she can't make you listen. She can make you do lots of things, but she can't make you believe. What's in your head and heart belongs to you, and people in this world can take everything from you, but they can't touch any of that.

If there is this paternal deity that the brain washed masses adore, what a shitty fucking parent he is. If he was a human on earth who treated his children with the same indifference and abuse, he'd have his home raided by social services, and his rights terminated. I have a feeling his "mysterious ways" excuse wouldn't help him out of that bind.
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So, I guess I'm off to church... - by FemmeRealism - August 17, 2012 at 5:34 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Jackalope - August 17, 2012 at 5:42 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by FemmeRealism - August 17, 2012 at 5:48 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Ace Otana - August 18, 2012 at 1:38 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by LastPoet - August 17, 2012 at 5:51 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Faith No More - August 17, 2012 at 5:55 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by FemmeRealism - August 17, 2012 at 6:16 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Lion IRC - August 17, 2012 at 6:27 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Nine - August 17, 2012 at 6:45 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Jackalope - August 17, 2012 at 6:47 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Anomalocaris - August 17, 2012 at 6:50 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Napoléon - August 17, 2012 at 6:34 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by FemmeRealism - August 17, 2012 at 6:59 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Minimalist - August 17, 2012 at 7:12 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Napoléon - August 17, 2012 at 7:12 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Minimalist - August 17, 2012 at 7:17 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by padraic - August 17, 2012 at 8:14 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Lion IRC - August 19, 2012 at 3:57 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Godschild - August 20, 2012 at 4:32 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by frankiej - August 20, 2012 at 4:36 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Ryantology - August 20, 2012 at 4:36 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Thor - August 17, 2012 at 8:54 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Kayenneh - August 17, 2012 at 9:12 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Ryantology - August 17, 2012 at 9:50 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Jackalope - August 17, 2012 at 9:33 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Cato - August 18, 2012 at 9:31 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Epimethean - August 18, 2012 at 2:32 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by cratehorus - August 18, 2012 at 2:49 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by 5thHorseman - August 18, 2012 at 9:35 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Napoléon - August 18, 2012 at 10:20 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by 5thHorseman - August 18, 2012 at 10:38 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Erinome - August 18, 2012 at 10:49 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Minimalist - August 18, 2012 at 12:36 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by zebo-the-fat - August 18, 2012 at 12:40 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Creed of Heresy - August 18, 2012 at 12:48 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by popeyespappy - August 18, 2012 at 1:15 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Minimalist - August 18, 2012 at 1:28 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by popeyespappy - August 18, 2012 at 1:31 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by frankiej - August 18, 2012 at 2:45 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Kayenneh - August 18, 2012 at 6:04 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Reforged - August 18, 2012 at 6:19 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by The Grand Nudger - August 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Faith No More - August 20, 2012 at 4:50 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by frankiej - August 20, 2012 at 4:53 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Ryantology - August 20, 2012 at 5:17 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by LastPoet - August 20, 2012 at 7:16 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by padraic - August 21, 2012 at 4:08 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by frankiej - August 21, 2012 at 4:16 am
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Lion IRC - August 23, 2012 at 10:11 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by Reforged - August 25, 2012 at 10:14 pm
RE: So, I guess I'm off to church... - by padraic - August 25, 2012 at 11:55 pm

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