Professor's Proposition: Only Two Logical Choices

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One logical conclusion is to be an agnostic.

And the second logical conclusion is to be a Roman Catholic, believing everything the Roman Catholic Church teaches.

Hell, I was impressed with your old man right up to that point.

Anyone who cannot see that the church is nothing but a control mechanism really needs to wake up and smell the coffee.

My father had a Catholic father who really wasn't into it, and a mother who converted to Catholicism to marry my grandfather. But neither of them were much interested in religion.

Now I think your grandparents were a hell of a lot smarter.