Well I should not do this, but because I was both a student of Buddha and the historical Christ and Mohammad (sorry I was really drunk and a misogynistic asshole at the time and didn't realize the correct reincarnation sequence) I have to tell you the truth, the following link is actually a historical documentary of my life. Please don't commit suicide, and join my army.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0756683/
P.S. Joe smith was my little brother I dared him to do it. The others are all just aliens trying to infect you with Gould.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0756683/
P.S. Joe smith was my little brother I dared him to do it. The others are all just aliens trying to infect you with Gould.