I can just imagine the scene immediately afterward. Working in a Government call centre, we'd get this sort of thing from time to time (not quite as extreme though) and the conversations once the 'phone went down were classics. Once in a while, the officers would have to make out a PV (Potentially Violent) report and the office would get police protection.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
