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Why don't Jews believe in Hell?
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RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell?
(April 17, 2010 at 8:04 am)Saerules Wrote: *Disclaimer*: the views and ideas expressed here are totally fucked up and are not necessarily the views of anyone (especially myself).

Jews don't believe in Hell because they are sissies. I mean seriously... whether it be roaming a few days months years in the desert and complaining about it to the guy who brought them out of slavery... them requiring their God to be at their side in every battle they God ever won... or that time when a bunch of Jews got their asses raped by a couple of blondes (Nazis): ----->>>>>SISSIES<<<<<-----

Like any other sissy, I have found that Jews go quite well with ground glass, and I would recommend you try this dish at least 5 times before you knock it.

/end disclaimer notice.

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Now I just need to translate my perfect English into Egyptian Hieroglyphs so that you lot will understand it Smile

Not all Christians (including myself) believe in eternal torment. The Bible says the wages of sin is death. Thus the unsaved will be cast into the lake of fire to be destroyed, not eternally tormented.
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Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Darwinian - April 15, 2010 at 7:19 pm
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by padraic - April 15, 2010 at 7:51 pm
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by fr0d0 - April 16, 2010 at 12:16 pm
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Dotard - April 15, 2010 at 9:50 pm
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Edwardo Piet - April 16, 2010 at 2:13 pm
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Violet - April 17, 2010 at 8:04 am
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Gilligan - April 17, 2010 at 9:35 am
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Shinylight - April 17, 2010 at 9:38 am
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Gilligan - April 17, 2010 at 9:44 am
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Shinylight - April 17, 2010 at 9:47 am
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Gilligan - April 17, 2010 at 9:53 am
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Shinylight - April 17, 2010 at 9:56 am
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Minimalist - April 15, 2010 at 10:20 pm
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by padraic - April 17, 2010 at 12:19 am
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by fr0d0 - April 17, 2010 at 6:01 am
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Welsh cake - April 17, 2010 at 6:03 am
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Violet - April 17, 2010 at 9:50 am
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Minimalist - April 17, 2010 at 12:27 pm
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by fr0d0 - April 17, 2010 at 11:16 am
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Welsh cake - April 17, 2010 at 2:27 pm
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Darwinian - April 17, 2010 at 2:39 pm
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by downbeatplumb - April 18, 2010 at 1:15 pm
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Minimalist - April 18, 2010 at 1:58 pm
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Godschild - April 20, 2010 at 10:51 pm
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by padraic - April 21, 2010 at 12:14 am
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Minimalist - April 21, 2010 at 1:05 am
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell? - by Godschild - April 21, 2010 at 10:45 pm

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