"Men are all pigs"

[Alex K]

OMG, how could I forget, there's an entire song specifically about the Thread Title, "Männer sind Schweine"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leaMb8fZrtU

Hello, darling, I love you.
You're the only one for me.
It think the others are all dumb.
That's why I'm courting you.
You're so different, totally special.
I always notice such a thing quickly.
Now undress and lie down, because I'm so in love with you.

Soon it'll be dark, soon it'll be nighttime.
A word of warning is advisable:

Men are pigs,
Don't trust them, my child,
They all want just one thing,
'Cuz that's just how men are.

A man doesn't feel like a man until
he can do you.
He lies like a trooper,
just to get you in bed.
And then in the morning,
he has no idea what your name is.
Reckless and unihibited,
Feelings are alien to him,
For him, love is the same as a loss of semen.
Girl, that's why you need to be aware:

Men are pigs,
Don't ask for sunshine,
Sadly, there are no exceptions.
There's a pig hidden in every man.

Men are sows,
don't belief a single word they say.
They swear they will always be true,
Then are gone the next morning [yeah, yeah, yeah]
["What did I do to make you distress me and say, you don't love me anymore?"
"You don't have the slightest idea what love is. We don't even know each other."]

And, in case you make a mistake,
And catch a husband,
your noble suitor mutates
into an animal right after the wedding.
He then shows you his true self,
completely unshaven and rank,
drinks beer, watches TV and quickly becomes fat.
And burps and farts in the marriage bed.
Then you've got King Kong as your husband.
That's why I'm telling you, please always think about:

Men are pigs,
Don't trust them, my child,
They all want just one thing,
They are blind to true love.

Men are rats,
Approach them only with cunning,
They want to copulate with everything.
That isn't up the tree before you count to three.

Men are pigs,
Don't ask for sunlight,
Sadly, there are no exceptions.
There's a pig hidden in every man.