Though it was surely flaunted by flatunauts before him, most scholars agree it was popularized by the Greek Thracian gladiator turned war revolt leader, Farticus. On a steady diet of beans and broccoli he would taunt and frighten his enemies with fireballs from a brown dwarf star.
It was later that William Wallace improved upon the technique from fire bending to bolts of lighting from his arse.
/poetic license.
It was later that William Wallace improved upon the technique from fire bending to bolts of lighting from his arse.
/poetic license.
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
