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Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
(February 3, 2017 at 12:47 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Yeah but when the metal detector goes off, doesn't the fat dude with the shirt coming out of his pants have to use the little wand?

If it kept going off right over his butthole, I'd look at him in the eyeball and see how much he was sweating. Then I'd call somebody because I ain't getting paid enough to be digging around in bootyholes.

like I need even more incentives . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by vorlon13 - February 3, 2017 at 12:54 am

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