How to tell it's morning...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The alarm goes off. 
Your feet hit the floor.
Your knees hit the floor.
Your chest hits the floor.
Your face hits the floor. 

Your coffee cup has too many moving parts.

Your upper and lower lip aren't sync'd. 

You accidently watch the Cartoon Channel instead of CNN and you keep wondering what the fuck T.rump is up to now.