BREAKING NEWS Rudolph goes to rehab.....
December 17, 2017 at 11:05 am
(This post was last modified: December 17, 2017 at 11:13 am by Brian37.)
That's right folks, Rudy used to hang out with the wrong crowd . Here was the original song.
Rudolph the coke nosed reindeer
Had a very bloody nose
His cartilage disintegrated
From snorting all the blow
All of the other reindeer
Stole poor Rudolph's stash
Snorted all of the blow
And threw the Ziplock in the trash
Then one feemen winter's eve
Rudolph needed a fix
He said, "Where the fuck is my coke?"
So they gave him a baking soda mix
Rudolph started to snort it
Not knowing what it was
Then he tried to go out flying
Without his usual buzz
That damned slay
Started losing altitude
Santa exclaimed, "What the fuck?
That was rather rude".
All of the other reindeer
Were impaled upon a tree
Then pissed off Rudolph shouted
"NEVER FUCK WITH ME".
But, like I said, he hit rock bottom, decided to get sober.
Rudolph the coke nosed reindeer
Had a very bloody nose
His cartilage disintegrated
From snorting all the blow
All of the other reindeer
Stole poor Rudolph's stash
Snorted all of the blow
And threw the Ziplock in the trash
Then one feemen winter's eve
Rudolph needed a fix
He said, "Where the fuck is my coke?"
So they gave him a baking soda mix
Rudolph started to snort it
Not knowing what it was
Then he tried to go out flying
Without his usual buzz
That damned slay
Started losing altitude
Santa exclaimed, "What the fuck?
That was rather rude".
All of the other reindeer
Were impaled upon a tree
Then pissed off Rudolph shouted
"NEVER FUCK WITH ME".
But, like I said, he hit rock bottom, decided to get sober.
