Top 5 questions against God or the Bible on science

[Nay_Sayer]

Hard to restrict my questions just to science (and just to five), but I'll have a lash:

1.  Why is the human eye designed backwards?

2.  If Earth is designed as a home for humans, why is there so much of it that is uninhabitable for us?

3.  After the Noahic Flood, where did all the water go?

4.  Pursuant to #3, how did koalas get from Turkey to Australia (a journey notable for its lack of eucalyptus)?

5.  Why is the Bible so ambiguous about science (in other words, why are NO scientific principles clearly stated in the Bible)?

Boru

Thank you BrianSoddingBoru4

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1:  Why is the Bible a clear and blatant plagiarism of the doctrine of FSM?
It isn't. It's the reverse as an explanation for it.  


2: Why is FSM more powerful than your god?
It isn't.

3: Why does DNA look like noodles?
Good question! So that it fits more easily into a compact space like intestines in your stomach? Lol. Just trying.

4: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (African)
I have no clue.

5: Why did you skip the introduction thread?
I did not notice. My apologies.

6: On a scale of 80 to 100% what is the likely hood you're poorly trolling?
0 %. Trolls dont have elaborate blogs nor do they respond this way.

7: Cupcake?
Yes, vanilla, please.

8:  Is this statement false?
Yes it is, the way I read it.

Sorry for the extra questions
No need to be Sorry, the more the better

1: Nope. I can show you a number of verses pilfered from FSM doctrine

2: It is, but that's ok, FSM is more powerful than anything.

3: DNA looks like noodles as it is a clear mark left by its creator.

4: Off the bridge you go

5 and 6: This is good news, Usually people who start with a thread and ask similar questions here are not being sincere. I appreciate your honesty

7: I ate them. *Burp*

8: So it's true it's false,  wait... *Explodes due to logic loop

Thanks for the reply.  If you do as I do an apply an open mind you will find this place to be very enlightening.

Bless. RAmen