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My shit ass job just called me back up
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My shit ass job just called me back up
I guess it’s time to be a heroic restaurant cook!

Hooray for the economy. Virus meet starvation.

Seriously. I don’t want to risk my fucking life because people are too goddamn lazy to cook their own food.

Don’t do it then.

I’ll die homeless.

Fear meet fear.

And death makes me get religion. I swear it’s some kind of evolutionary psychological shit to start getting spiritually minded when death is afoot.

Doesn’t make it any less stupid it’s just the scared shitless mind goes off the fucking rails.

I don’t think I’m the only one. Obviously there’s no afterlife but when I’m pushed right up against death it’s like egads what’s on the other side. Nothing obviously. Until I can’t think straight.

Chime in if you want to join this half baked thread. Don’t flame me though. I’m a good boy.
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My shit ass job just called me back up - by CarveTheFive - May 8, 2020 at 7:45 pm
RE: My shit ass job just called me back up - by brewer - May 8, 2020 at 10:24 pm
RE: My shit ass job just called me back up - by Sal - May 9, 2020 at 5:18 am

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