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Stupid shit you've seen.
#1
Stupid shit you've seen.
I just watched three people walk into a building through doors marked "EXIT". On the outside of the building.
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#2
RE: Stupid shit you've seen.
They were channeling Led Zepellin's "In Through the Out Door" album.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#3
RE: Stupid shit you've seen.
I once saw a bloke wash his hands before going for a wee.
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#4
RE: Stupid shit you've seen.
(December 24, 2018 at 5:00 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: I once saw a bloke wash his hands before going for a wee.

Probably a chemist. Panic
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#5
RE: Stupid shit you've seen.
I could never judge. For three months, I've been searching high and low for my sustain pedal, power adapter and headphones so I can practice. The only boxes we still have packed are for the kitchen, since we won't remodel it until the spring. I've looked in them numerous times. Tibs looks once and finds them.
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RE: Stupid shit you've seen.
(December 24, 2018 at 5:31 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(December 24, 2018 at 5:00 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: I once saw a bloke wash his hands before going for a wee.

Probably a chemist.  Panic

I think he was just posh Big Grin

(December 24, 2018 at 5:42 pm)Shell B Wrote: I could never judge. For three months, I've been searching high and low for my sustain pedal, power adapter and headphones so I can practice. The only boxes we still have packed are for the kitchen, since we won't remodel it until the spring. I've looked in them numerous times. Tibs looks once and finds them.

Men are good at finding stuff. Women are good at losing it. Tongue
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RE: Stupid shit you've seen.
(December 24, 2018 at 4:30 pm)Fireball Wrote: They were channeling Led Zepellin's "In Through the Out Door" album.

Yeah, when I go to Al Johnson’s in Door County, I pretty much always do that, as a joke. Then again, most doors specifically marked for exit in places I go sound alarms when they’re opened, so that sort of thing isn’t always possible. Well, except for the time I blacked out during a showing of “Zero Dark Thirty” at the local AMC, ended up in the parking lot, and managed to get back in via the exits. One minute, Jason Clarke’s torturing some guy, the next minute, I’m in the parking lot, and when I get back in, Jessica Chastain is wearing a hijab and feeding some other guy falafels.
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RE: Stupid shit you've seen.
(December 24, 2018 at 5:42 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Men are good at finding stuff. Women are good at losing it. Tongue

In my experience, that's not the case. He usually can't find anything, but he got lucky this time, and wouldn't let me live it down.
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RE: Stupid shit you've seen.
(December 24, 2018 at 5:31 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(December 24, 2018 at 5:00 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: I once saw a bloke wash his hands before going for a wee.

Probably a chemist.  Panic

Or a mechanic. I washed my hands before taking a leak when I worked as a mechanic, because I know what is really dirty. I still wash my hands before taking a leak.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Stupid shit you've seen.
(December 24, 2018 at 6:23 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(December 24, 2018 at 5:42 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Men are good at finding stuff. Women are good at losing it. Tongue

In my experience, that's not the case. He usually can't find anything, but he got lucky this time, and wouldn't let me live it down.

Good on him... We have to take the glory when we can Big Grin
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