Stupid shit you've seen.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I just watched three people walk into a building through doors marked "EXIT". On the outside of the building.

[Fireball]

They were channeling Led Zepellin's "In Through the Out Door" album.

[Cod]

I once saw a bloke wash his hands before going for a wee.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I once saw a bloke wash his hands before going for a wee.

Probably a chemist.

[Shell B]

I could never judge. For three months, I've been searching high and low for my sustain pedal, power adapter and headphones so I can practice. The only boxes we still have packed are for the kitchen, since we won't remodel it until the spring. I've looked in them numerous times. Tibs looks once and finds them.

[Cod]

I once saw a bloke wash his hands before going for a wee.

Probably a chemist.  

I think he was just posh

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I could never judge. For three months, I've been searching high and low for my sustain pedal, power adapter and headphones so I can practice. The only boxes we still have packed are for the kitchen, since we won't remodel it until the spring. I've looked in them numerous times. Tibs looks once and finds them.

Men are good at finding stuff. Women are good at losing it.

[Rev. Rye]

They were channeling Led Zepellin's "In Through the Out Door" album.

Yeah, when I go to Al Johnson’s in Door County, I pretty much always do that, as a joke. Then again, most doors specifically marked for exit in places I go sound alarms when they’re opened, so that sort of thing isn’t always possible. Well, except for the time I blacked out during a showing of “Zero Dark Thirty” at the local AMC, ended up in the parking lot, and managed to get back in via the exits. One minute, Jason Clarke’s torturing some guy, the next minute, I’m in the parking lot, and when I get back in, Jessica Chastain is wearing a hijab and feeding some other guy falafels.

[Shell B]

Men are good at finding stuff. Women are good at losing it.

In my experience, that's not the case. He usually can't find anything, but he got lucky this time, and wouldn't let me live it down.

[Fireball]

I once saw a bloke wash his hands before going for a wee.

Probably a chemist.  

Or a mechanic. I washed my hands before taking a leak when I worked as a mechanic, because I know what is really dirty. I still wash my hands before taking a leak.

[Cod]

Men are good at finding stuff. Women are good at losing it.

In my experience, that's not the case. He usually can't find anything, but he got lucky this time, and wouldn't let me live it down.

Good on him... We have to take the glory when we can