Atheists in church

[UniverseCaptain]

Sex is like Pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

I've had bad pizza before.  But I've definitely never had bad sex.  The worst was amazing.

You probably haven't had much sex if you've never come across people weird in the bedroom that are bad at sex, bad at oral sex too. You might think this is still on the scale of amazing though, who knows.

Actually I should say, not many sexual partners

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Sex is like Pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

You have obviously never been laid in your sad pathetic little life.

Well that's an incredibly shitty thing to say. But actually yes, I have had sex. It was good, but I'm not dying to do it again.

Suspect you have had sex, just not anal sex. If you had anal sex clearly something went wrong with turned you off. 

Pizza is bad by the way.