Atheists in church

[Spongebob]

You probably haven't had much sex if you've never come across people weird in the bedroom that are bad at sex, bad at oral sex too. You might think this is still on the scale of amazing though, who knows

Depends on what you mean by "much".  If you mean lots of different partners, then no.  And never been into anything weird, though that is a very elusive concept within the context of sex.

I would say that bad oral sex would mostly be due to improper application resulting in a painful experience for the recipient.  And thankfully I've never experienced that either.

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Lol, okay. I’ll bite. Why is BDSM bad?

It's just unnatural. You don't see animals doing that shit, do you?

One really important point here.  Do you understand that a large percentage of sex in the animal world is just plain rape?