The Three Stages Of Cat Ownership
1. Youz my little snoot-boopy squishy cuddlekins, yes you are!
2. You are my sleek, magnificent house panther, descendant of gods.
3. STOP EATING PLASTIC, YOU FUCKING DEMENTED GARGOYLE!!
Boru
1. Youz my little snoot-boopy squishy cuddlekins, yes you are!
2. You are my sleek, magnificent house panther, descendant of gods.
3. STOP EATING PLASTIC, YOU FUCKING DEMENTED GARGOYLE!!
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson