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I Love You Enough to Burn You
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I Love You Enough to Burn You
Christians are constantly equating their "relationship to god" to a relationship between a father and his child. Ok, lets play that out for a moment. I will keep the Xtian views as basic (and scriptual) as possible.

Xtian view: God created you. As a child he protects you. He loves you dearly.
My wife and I created a son. He's turning 3 soon. I love him more than life itself.

Xtian view: God doesn't want to punish you, but he has to chastise your evil actions.
I don't like disciplining my son, but I know I have to because I don't want him to be a selfish prick when he's older.

Xtian view: God wants, even commands you to love and respect him.
I do so want my son to love me and I look forward to him telling me that every day.

Xtian view: God gets angry when you deny his existence.
My son has told me that he doesn't like me and he doesn't want to play with me. Admittedly, it hurts.

Xtian views: God, in his hurt and anger, prepares a place of eternal torment for his child.
When my son occassionally hurts my feelings I ..... wait ...... what?

Xtian views: God will some day turn his back on you if you don't tell him you love him.
I could never turn my back on my son or any of my children especially for that.

Xtian views: God will burn you in a place of ultimate terror - as he will for all his children who didn't show love for him.
WAIT WHAT!?!? No matter WHAT my son may have done to me - I could never harm him, let alone burn him for years on end. What the hell? ....o, exactly.


but hey - never forget, god loves you ..... and you deserve hell ................ for being born.
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I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 5, 2011 at 8:18 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by coffeeveritas - May 5, 2011 at 8:48 pm
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Watson - May 5, 2011 at 10:14 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 6, 2011 at 1:48 am
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 6, 2011 at 1:27 pm
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Rev. Rye - May 6, 2011 at 9:21 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 7, 2011 at 2:32 am
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 7, 2011 at 4:54 pm
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - May 7, 2011 at 8:39 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Watson - May 8, 2011 at 12:46 am
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Zen Badger - May 8, 2011 at 9:51 am
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 8, 2011 at 10:12 am
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Watson - May 8, 2011 at 3:27 pm
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 8, 2011 at 3:47 pm
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 9, 2011 at 12:08 am
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - August 27, 2011 at 1:31 am
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