Is the Lord really a bearded lady? A sideshow freak?
June 4, 2011 at 5:48 pm
(This post was last modified: June 4, 2011 at 7:04 pm by Rokcet Scientist.)
Here are a few pretty fundamental questions that maybe our Xtian brethren forum members can shed some light on?
If God created man in His own image, then who did He model Eve after?
Or Lilith, of course?
Or does God also have a fanny and kazonkers? In addition to His God Almighty male genitals, of course. So that he really is a hermaphrodite (picture not for the queasy!)? And probably escaped from the traveling fair...
In that case logic dictates that She-males and Ladyboys are the real 'chosen people'! And will be the only ones to enjoy the rapture!
(Sorry to burst your bubble, Jews... Better prepare yourselves too! Just like the rest of us.
)
Or, if He didn't create Eve and Lilith in His own image, doesn't it follow that women then really only are second class humans, from His point of view? Borne out by the subordinate and subservient role(s) women play throughout the bible...
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If God created man in His own image, then who did He model Eve after?
Or Lilith, of course?
Or does God also have a fanny and kazonkers? In addition to His God Almighty male genitals, of course. So that he really is a hermaphrodite (picture not for the queasy!)? And probably escaped from the traveling fair...
In that case logic dictates that She-males and Ladyboys are the real 'chosen people'! And will be the only ones to enjoy the rapture!
(Sorry to burst your bubble, Jews... Better prepare yourselves too! Just like the rest of us.
) Or, if He didn't create Eve and Lilith in His own image, doesn't it follow that women then really only are second class humans, from His point of view? Borne out by the subordinate and subservient role(s) women play throughout the bible...
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