Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines

[thesummerqueen]

About a year ago, just after I had met Adrian, I made a challenge over Facebook for him and another clever punster I know by the name of Spall to come up with pick up lines relating to their various vocations. So Adrian made up a bunch of cheesy lines having to do with math, and Spall with engineering. Or his alma mater.

I got:

"I wish I was your differential because then I'd be touching all your curves."

Also Adrian's commentary to someone disparaging their efforts: "If Mr Yarbrough wasn't so ignorant of math, he'd have seen the statistics confirming that math nerds get the best sex." - statistics - right.

Spall: "Anyway...I would have gone more for a calculus reference..."discovering the area under your curves". That one's free for the people."

For his college, Virginia Tech (the "hokies"): "I'd like to try out your fighting gobbler"

Engineering: "I can handle any task with my sliderule"

There were a bunch more in text form on my old phone.

So now...

What is the worst pick-up line you've heard/used - what was the best one - and can you make any up based on your professions or interests?