The Gospel of a Village - a True Story (tm)

[Anymouse]

This'll never make it bigtime. I've discussed this with the boys in marketing, and we have some ideas. Where do you stand on the following?

-Sex it up a bit.
-Add some gratuitous violence.
-Would you be open to the idea of performing miracles?

We've done some legwork and the target demographic responded very well to these suggestions.
(good work by the way)

Thank you for the compliment, though I just dashed that off in a few minutes. Kind of like much of the OT and NT.

Sex is good. Very good. Outstanding in fact. Perhaps that is why there is so much of it in the Bible.
Not big on unnecessary violence, though our town meetings sometimes get so heated the county sheriff has to attend to ensure they don't come to blows.
Miracles, eh? The church folk were praising God for the miracle of saving the post office. What miracle? Just took some work they were unwilling or unable to do. Maybe that's all Jesus really did.