Did your completely irrelevant rant not qualify for a thread of its own, instead requiring you to necropost despite the big red banner warning and advising you not to do it?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'