So the Pope decides to go for a ride and has his limo pick him up. The driver takes the Pope around town, but the Pope is bored. He tells the driver to pull over because he wants to drive. The driver tries to talk the Pope out of it, to no avail. The Pope insists that he wants to drive. So the driver gets in the back and the Pope proceeds to drive.... like a maniac! He runs red lights, speeds through intersections and cuts off other drivers. Before long a police car pulls him over. The officer walks up to the driver's window and sees who he has stopped. The officer immediately retreats to his squad car and calls headquarters.
"I need a supervisor out here," he calls, "I've pulled over someone big!"
The dispatcher responds, "Who? The mayor?"
"Bigger!", replies the officer.
"The governor?"
"BIGGER!"
"Well, who is it?"
"I don't know, but the Pope is his driver!"
"I need a supervisor out here," he calls, "I've pulled over someone big!"
The dispatcher responds, "Who? The mayor?"
"Bigger!", replies the officer.
"The governor?"
"BIGGER!"
"Well, who is it?"
"I don't know, but the Pope is his driver!"
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
