Here are a few
The local pedophile got all his windows smashed last night.
There was stained glass everywhere.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Did you know, if you rearrange the letters in 'religion' it spells 'ngoiilre'?
Yeah, still makes absolutely no sense.
Why don't Catholics use condoms?
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
The local pedophile got all his windows smashed last night.
There was stained glass everywhere.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Did you know, if you rearrange the letters in 'religion' it spells 'ngoiilre'?
Yeah, still makes absolutely no sense.
Why don't Catholics use condoms?
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. - A dusty old book that I found that must be completely true because someone wrote it down.