All this talk about the impossibility of consciousness arising suddenly from unconsciousness positively reeks of the "what's the use of half an eye" canard. Maybe it is true that I don't understand what you're getting at; the problem, since I at least am trying to understand, could be that you need to explain better.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'