This caught my funny-bone:
(October 3, 2013 at 7:05 pm)Tonus Wrote:(October 3, 2013 at 3:06 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: I want the Force to be real, but no matter how hard I try, I cannot make my coffee mug fly into my hand from across the room.
Just say something that angers your wife.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'