Well, studies have shown that people who have more birthdays tend to have longer lifespans. So congratulations for living longer than you have ever done; now let's see if you can beat that record.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'