Okay - this isn't funny but.......... goddamn this is funny!
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/18/ge...lster-gun/
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/18/ge...lster-gun/
Quote:Georgia man accidentally shoots his own penis while trying to holster gun
Quote:Death and Taxes reported in January of 2013 that at least five American men have shot off their penises since 2010.