When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?

[Celi]

I voted 'waiting a little longer' because that's the option that makes the least sense. Seemed appropriate. Also because it didn't have any votes, and could never get a sincere one.

I also very much doubt that this person is sincere. While there are some real people who are this dumb, there are several details that make it seem more like ze's playing a character, like the way ze calls everyone 'mister sir'.

That's out of respect, Mister Sir Celi.

Sure, maybe I could buy just 'mister' but 'mister sir' sounds like a twee verbal tic. There's also the way you talk to God in your posts and your sheer level of obnoxiousness. You can never be sure, of course, but I'm guessing you're not being sincere.

I'm female, by the way, but you seem to use that phrase indiscriminately anyway.