At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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How to convert an atheist
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Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School  Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher.
I seen that before. Honestly if christians used that article, it would be a step up. How I think it would be the christian that is converting
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. 
That would certainly make it ieasier to have a civil conversation with someone. I wonder if anyone has come up with a guide to converting atheists on discussion forums?
I must say G-C, Drippy and the other dumb fucks would be a lot more tolerable if they followed those ideas.
 Quote:Science has not added so very much to the ancient, Biblical revelations, understandings That's right. Science has not added very much to the ancient biblical revelations and understandings. It corrected them. 
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
How to convert an atheist to your belief system: the easy version
Step one: Provide conclusive, testable and verifiable evidence that your god exists Step two: See step one Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
You ask much of the clueless, Beccs.
 (February 20, 2014 at 7:22 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: That's right. Science has not added very much to the ancient biblical revelations and understandings. Yeah, on point 3. I don't think xtians should be paying attention to this. It's the most horseshit thing I've read in a while.  RE: How to convert an atheist
February 20, 2014 at 10:09 pm
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I've said it to the christards a thousand times: If you'd just keep it to yourself and leave the rest of us alone, no one would give a shit. You'll notice no one goes around bashing the Hindus and the Buddhists. They managed to fucking figure out how to keep it to themselves. Those god damn christards can't just live and let live. They just HAVE to make sure we not only know about their pathetic god, but we also have to believe the same way they do.
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