RE: Skyrim's been out a while.
September 10, 2013 at 9:40 pm
(This post was last modified: September 10, 2013 at 9:46 pm by Violet.)
LIGHTNING LIGHTNING LIGHTNING LIGHTNING LIGHTNING *pause to see if it's dead ye-nope* LIGHTNING LIGHTNING LIGHTNING LIGHTNING LIGHTNING LIGHTNING LI-oh, it disintegrated. How unexpected?
51 days as a werewolf, yet I haven't turned into a werewolf in that entire time (not including first happening).
Carrying 200,000 gold around and wondering what to do with it.
Wondering why Mr. Mora of the tentacled variety is such a dick, considering killing him... I mean, if I could take the world eater with some LIGHTNING then he shouldn't be a problem, no? It's lucky for Mr. Dagon that he isn't attempting to obliterate Tamriel currently, because I'd feed him a few bolts of LIGHTNING and I think he'd die. I mean, I haven't even learned METEOR yet! (... Yeah, played a certain final fantasy game recently. Kinda intense, dat 'meteor'.)... But my destruction's at 100, and I'm wondering what my master levels spells will be like (gotta work around the mages being retards and not selling me them straight up)... I'm guessiLIGHTNINGLIGHTNINGLIGHTNING, oh, it was just a skeever.
Thunderbolt just isn't as hot as lightning, I mean, say them both: Thunderbolt! LIGHTNING!
The latter is totally the cooler sounding. Incinerate's pretty badass too... but even though it does more damage than LIGHTNING on the surface, the disintegration and speed of delivery make lightning the victor, in my humble opinion.
I've been looking for glass armor for like, 30 hours of playtime. In this time, I have found glass gauntlets, glass boots, glass battleaxes, glasswarhamersglassswordsglassgreatswordsglasshelmetsglassdaggerswindowpanesglassslippersglassshardsglassyicespearsstuckinsidemyenemiesglassbottlesglass.... I have found EVERYTHING EXCEPT Glass Armor. I'm seriously getting pissy about it. THe one thing I've been looking for, and it hasn't been in the shops of anyone selling shit, hasn't been in loot, I haven't even found it on the corpses of 'bosses', or even just lying around! I HAVE BEEN FROM RIFTEN TO GODDAMN SOLITUDE LOOKING FOR THIS SHIT. I have gone into fucking Sovengarde and the depths of sodding BLACKREACH. I HAVE SLAIN ENEMIES FROM THE FALMER TO THE GODDAMN EMPEROR.... AND I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND MY GLASS ARMOR!
AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS OHGMA INFINIUM?! I CAN'T USE IT TO EXTEND MY SKILLS PAST 100, SO WHAT IS THE GODDAMN POINT?! There is no point, it might have been done for failure casuals or some shit.
Legendary mode is so.... unbelievably.... pointless. Haha, you get it? Because... making a skill legendary... removes the skill points in that tree? Yeah, maybe that wasn't obvious enough. But really, there is no good reason for it to exist in the form it exists.
Blackreach really shows off just how much potential Skyrim had... by showing what it failed to include. Should have had about 50 times as many falmer, and it wouldn't have hurt to showcase it as a massive falmer city. You know... like IT IS!? Clearly, the dev team wanted to do something with it, but ran out of time 
So... I'm like a demigod. And people wonder if I fetch the mead? I COULD INCINERATE THEM INSTANTLY. I don't know about you, but *I* wouldn't go around making fun of people who can vaporize me with a flick of their wrist.
'I used to be an adventurer like y-'DIEEEEEEEEE!
Yeah, me with master level destruction spells sounds like a really good idea. Legendary difficulty is wussie. Edit: I should mention: destructor spam-hax oversimplifies the game. At this point, it doesn't actually matter how thick their HP wall is, or even how much damage they do: if they cannot resist destructostun (impact)... they die. Horrible... flaming... deaths.
Of electrocution.
51 days as a werewolf, yet I haven't turned into a werewolf in that entire time (not including first happening).
Carrying 200,000 gold around and wondering what to do with it.
Wondering why Mr. Mora of the tentacled variety is such a dick, considering killing him... I mean, if I could take the world eater with some LIGHTNING then he shouldn't be a problem, no? It's lucky for Mr. Dagon that he isn't attempting to obliterate Tamriel currently, because I'd feed him a few bolts of LIGHTNING and I think he'd die. I mean, I haven't even learned METEOR yet! (... Yeah, played a certain final fantasy game recently. Kinda intense, dat 'meteor'.)... But my destruction's at 100, and I'm wondering what my master levels spells will be like (gotta work around the mages being retards and not selling me them straight up)... I'm guessiLIGHTNINGLIGHTNINGLIGHTNING, oh, it was just a skeever.
Thunderbolt just isn't as hot as lightning, I mean, say them both: Thunderbolt! LIGHTNING!
The latter is totally the cooler sounding. Incinerate's pretty badass too... but even though it does more damage than LIGHTNING on the surface, the disintegration and speed of delivery make lightning the victor, in my humble opinion.
I've been looking for glass armor for like, 30 hours of playtime. In this time, I have found glass gauntlets, glass boots, glass battleaxes, glasswarhamersglassswordsglassgreatswordsglasshelmetsglassdaggerswindowpanesglassslippersglassshardsglassyicespearsstuckinsidemyenemiesglassbottlesglass.... I have found EVERYTHING EXCEPT Glass Armor. I'm seriously getting pissy about it. THe one thing I've been looking for, and it hasn't been in the shops of anyone selling shit, hasn't been in loot, I haven't even found it on the corpses of 'bosses', or even just lying around! I HAVE BEEN FROM RIFTEN TO GODDAMN SOLITUDE LOOKING FOR THIS SHIT. I have gone into fucking Sovengarde and the depths of sodding BLACKREACH. I HAVE SLAIN ENEMIES FROM THE FALMER TO THE GODDAMN EMPEROR.... AND I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND MY GLASS ARMOR!
AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS OHGMA INFINIUM?! I CAN'T USE IT TO EXTEND MY SKILLS PAST 100, SO WHAT IS THE GODDAMN POINT?! There is no point, it might have been done for failure casuals or some shit.
Legendary mode is so.... unbelievably.... pointless. Haha, you get it? Because... making a skill legendary... removes the skill points in that tree? Yeah, maybe that wasn't obvious enough. But really, there is no good reason for it to exist in the form it exists.
Blackreach really shows off just how much potential Skyrim had... by showing what it failed to include. Should have had about 50 times as many falmer, and it wouldn't have hurt to showcase it as a massive falmer city. You know... like IT IS!?
Clearly, the dev team wanted to do something with it, but ran out of time So... I'm like a demigod. And people wonder if I fetch the mead? I COULD INCINERATE THEM INSTANTLY. I don't know about you, but *I* wouldn't go around making fun of people who can vaporize me with a flick of their wrist.
'I used to be an adventurer like y-'DIEEEEEEEEE!
Yeah, me with master level destruction spells sounds like a really good idea. Legendary difficulty is wussie. Edit: I should mention: destructor spam-hax oversimplifies the game. At this point, it doesn't actually matter how thick their HP wall is, or even how much damage they do: if they cannot resist destructostun (impact)... they die. Horrible... flaming... deaths.
Of electrocution.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
