(January 5, 2016 at 11:42 am)Quantum Wrote:(January 4, 2016 at 12:47 pm)Pony Wrote: Spectre, watched it basically as soon as it came out. Was a fucking terrible movie.
Elaborate, I'm curious!
Keep in mind here that I'm not a super Bond fan and I've only seen the movie once before Thanksgiving back in November so my memory of it is fuzzy:
I thought it was an hour too long, the story was hard to follow, it felt formulaic (open with awesome action scene, now start contrived plot, now it's time for gratuitous scene of Bond making out with a hot chick, proceed to jet-set around the world, now have Bond and the female tag-along have sex because it's expected, end movie with explosion), I thought the characters were boring, even Bond felt boring, the pacing was weird, and I generally thought it was an unejoyable movie.
I left the theater wondering why I had just spent $10 on a ticket to see a really bad movie I wouldn't have even watched when it came went to Netflix. (I saw it with friends, which was why I saw it at all.)
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.