Currently watching The Wicker Tree, the loose follow-up to the classic The Wicker Man - the one with 100% more Christoper Lee and 0% Nick Cage. I'm not expecting it to be anywhere close to as good as that original, in fact going by reviews I'm prepared for disappointment, although I'm trying to view it on its own terms (I don't do presup). Its working title was "Cowboys For Christ", which sort of gives away the plot.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'