RE: The Last Movie You Watched
June 18, 2016 at 7:59 pm
(This post was last modified: June 18, 2016 at 8:01 pm by AkiraTheViking.)
American Guinea Pig: Bloodshock
It was boring as hell. The whole movie consists of two people getting tortured. There 20 mins of torture and then 10 min of them in their individual holding cells. And they alternate for the whole 90 min of this movie. Now I love gore, real or fake to me it always looks beautiful, so for a gore movie I would've loved it for having so much gore had it had not done the one thing that a gore movie should never do. Be almost entirely in back and white. Heck most of the movie, aside from I think 20mins is black and white. When a gore movie is B&W you take away from the beauty of the gore and any shock value it may have on weak people. The part that was in colour was when one of them escapes and visits the other, they megan sucing on each others wounds, drinking blood and eating flesh all while having sex. While I'm glad to see the gore practical effects in colour FINALLY, the scene is still unrealistic, no way people can lose so much blood and still be able to have sex. They finally die and the thing goes B&W again. And the process starts over again with a new victim. At the end of the movie it was revealed that the two people that was getting tortured were murderers themselves. Which i guess makes the smut sex scene make some sense. Though one could also say they were so used to the torture by now that they get turned on by it.
With little to no dialogue, slow pacing, gore that doesn't work because it was in B&W. American Guinea Pig: Bloodshock is one of the worst horror 90min films that I had to endure despite the cinematography and the effects being good. How it has a 7.2 on IMDB is beyond me. A 1 out of 5 Stars in my book.
It was boring as hell. The whole movie consists of two people getting tortured. There 20 mins of torture and then 10 min of them in their individual holding cells. And they alternate for the whole 90 min of this movie. Now I love gore, real or fake to me it always looks beautiful, so for a gore movie I would've loved it for having so much gore had it had not done the one thing that a gore movie should never do. Be almost entirely in back and white. Heck most of the movie, aside from I think 20mins is black and white. When a gore movie is B&W you take away from the beauty of the gore and any shock value it may have on weak people. The part that was in colour was when one of them escapes and visits the other, they megan sucing on each others wounds, drinking blood and eating flesh all while having sex. While I'm glad to see the gore practical effects in colour FINALLY, the scene is still unrealistic, no way people can lose so much blood and still be able to have sex. They finally die and the thing goes B&W again. And the process starts over again with a new victim. At the end of the movie it was revealed that the two people that was getting tortured were murderers themselves. Which i guess makes the smut sex scene make some sense. Though one could also say they were so used to the torture by now that they get turned on by it.
With little to no dialogue, slow pacing, gore that doesn't work because it was in B&W. American Guinea Pig: Bloodshock is one of the worst horror 90min films that I had to endure despite the cinematography and the effects being good. How it has a 7.2 on IMDB is beyond me. A 1 out of 5 Stars in my book.