Ultraviolet
A very confusing, poorly scripted, poorly acted, ineptly directed film about a dystopian future where an eleven year old boy somehow holds the key to what seems to be some sort of war between vampires and humans. Stars Milla Jovovich's midriff, with her bum in a small supporting role (get it?).
2/10.
Boru
A very confusing, poorly scripted, poorly acted, ineptly directed film about a dystopian future where an eleven year old boy somehow holds the key to what seems to be some sort of war between vampires and humans. Stars Milla Jovovich's midriff, with her bum in a small supporting role (get it?).
2/10.
Boru
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