(October 19, 2020 at 4:20 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:Take your pick of these nine for me to take on next week!
- 30 Days of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (Wherein Craig Moss decides to take the formula pioneered by Seltzer and Friedberg and do it even worse.)
- Chairman of the Board (Wherein someone decided that Carrot Top would be a compelling star for a film and almost immediately regretted it.)
- Breaking Wind (Wherein Craig Moss decides to make fun of Twilight and somehow fucks it up.)
- Dirty Love (Wherein Jenny McCarthy decides to do a topless dance with vomit covering her tits.)
- F The Prom (Wherein two YouTubers decide to make a relatable teen movie and fail spectacularly.)
- Hottie and the Nottie (Wherein Paris Hilton builds an entire movie around insulting people who are less attractive than her... even though her most attractive qualities were her fame, her money, and her refusal to wear panties.)
- InAPPropriate Comedy (Wherein the Sham-Wow guy decides to make a movie that's half a ripoff of Movie 43, half a ripoff of his previous movie, The Underground Comedy Movie).
- Loqueesha (Wherein a white guy decides that the key to success is pretending to be a black woman.)
- Lower Learning (Wherein Rob Cordrry has to turn the worst school in America around in a single day.)
Are those real movies?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
~ Erin Hunter