This week in the Deep Hurting Project, a supplemental special called KDOC First Night. They got Jamie Kennedy of Son of the Mask to host it. And, by God, it was a trainwreck. And, apparently, he actually planned to make it that bad.
- (0:12) Just wait for 2020. Or this year.
- (1:21) I would have made a joke about I Know Who Killed Me
- (1:55) You know, listening to how bad these jokes are, I can really see Jamie Kennedy's claim that this was actually made bad on purpose.
- (3:00) Yeah, and that sex tape's called A Serbian Film.
- (5:58) And to think that if this was an Eric Andre special, he'd be fucking with some random celebrity's head. And he's still doing bad stand-up.
- (7:15) This may be the first time I actually said "Thank Fuck, the commercials are here." At least the first time not related to my bladder.
- (10:33) I think they fixed the gaffe where the Shannon Elizabeth video started with a shot of Jamie Kennedy moping on stage.
- (11:15) I don't know what exactly has been going on with Drake Bell, only that I'm sure I should be snarking about it.
- (14:42) Okay, so we're on short films. Is anything going to happen?
- (15:14) A casino mascot?
- (16:00) So, this is what happens when Jamie Kennedy's actually turned down for a spot in Movie 43?
- (17:20) That's your idea of a funny question?
- (18:32) And it took this long to actually vocally plug Carl's Jr/Hardees.
- (20:52) I think Jamie Kennedy's trying to be Sacha Baron Cohen, except he's actually trying to not be funny.
- (24:39) Are these the same couple commercials as the last break, but in a different order?
- (26:45) We know it's a turkey burger, it's the same burger you've been advertising in the last two commercial breaks.
- (30:00) Somehow, this is even less funny than the stuff he did in the opening. Especially when he's talking about DIY shit.
- (33:32) Is Macy Gray drunk? In fairness, I'd probably be, too. At least if I wasn't on multiple meds that don't play nice with alcohol.
- (34:34) Macy Gray, you are not Ian Drury, and if you're using the mic stand like a cane, there's clearly something wrong.
- (39:23) Now, she's clearly drunk. She said it was 45 minutes to midnight when it's closer to nine.
- (43:00) I don't know who this woman is, but she's evidently doing better than Macy Gray is.
- (45:37) WHAT?
- (47:56) So, it looks like they're going to get the time off by ten seconds?
- (48:07) Girl Squad? Did they remove the teen?
- (48:29) It's a special kind of New Year's show that starts their countdown the second the clock strikes 12.
- (53:32) And they actually censored the F-bombs that the original airing left uncensored.
- (58:15) I really wish I could find the version that actually left the f-bombs go uncensored.
- (63:24) These guys are supposed to be Mayans?
So, evidently, this didn't make Movie 43 because they're just glorified commercials. - (65:52) A good prediction, to be honest.
- (67:12) Well, that's a very slow means of getting champagne.
- (71:53) Carl's Jr, and a heart disease charity. An odd choice of sponsors.
- (73:44) How did they get Dennis Rader to play this show?
- (79:44) No need for a heist, unless maybe you're one of the many people didn't who win the tournament.
- (86:29) I think I've said before that rape can be made funny. However, repeatedly talking about a rape scene is not how you make it funny.
- (88:20) Is there a reason they've repeatedly chosen to censor the F-bombs? Because I know they were uncensored in the original airing, and I don't think live New Year's Eve specials have much re-run potential, even if they didn't fuck it up.
- (88:50) The term is "Interspecies Erotica, fucker," fucker!
- (89:23) Sandusky was gay, dude.
- (91:06) Why does nothing about this remind me of 1990?
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.