This week in the Deep Hurting Project, The Source. It was one of The Asylum's first movies, and certainly the oldest one bad enough for the Deep Hurting Project.
- I swear, the dynamic between this kid and his dad seems like a cross between Christian Slater and his dad in Heathers and Vincent the Atheist and his dad from Munkey (sic) Jones Stops a School Shooting.
- How convenient that they have blood on tap in this house.
- Kid, I don't think they're going to be casting for Guy Ritchie's Revolver yet.
- Also, fuck this principal for taking away his discman on the first day of school and
- A movie about a gay vampire accountant would probably be a more interesting movie.
- A lithium deposit that could potentially be the perfect engine? And it's just a hangout for these teens?
- So, the perfect catalyst for the lithium deposit is this pile of radioactive lemons?
- Shit, if only the principal hadn't confiscated his discman. He could just pop in "The Hounds of Love" and she'd be safe.
- World War I only cost millions?
- So, the stone has dense deposits of tritium? Can stones even contain a gas?
- So the catalyst's side effect involves making two people speak in unison.
- He's got a ledger? So he really is an accountant?
- That's a portfolio, not a ledger.
- Phoebe, show us your boobs.
- So, these teens get mental powers like mind control (Combined with amnesia), making fruit fall from trees, mind reading, and seeing the sort of shit I always see when I close my eyes?
- Heal me! I just drew a line on my arm. I know it was technically supposed to be cutitng with a scalpel, but there's no blood.
- As appreciated as that shot of the hippie girl's feet, what's the point? You say there's some spontaneous tissue regeneration, but it looked just fine.
- So, their reaction to disproving every known law of geophysics is to dress in gaudy clothing with tea-shades and making people do stupid shit?
- And to think that if that student was a decade younger, he'd already have the Filthy Frank STFU song in his head,
- I swear, that kid mistaking the date Lincoln died for the day he was shot reminds me so much of Biker and his "Criminal Intent does not exist in this dojo" mindset.
- Lincoln's attending physician was Charles Leale.
- Oh, no, they confiscated his laptop. If only they had someone on their team who could force him to do whatever they want with their mind control powers...
- Okay, so the principal's immune somehow.
- And there's bullies who've found their spot and they seem to be ready to rape the girls.
- So, the goth kid's the way he is because he found his mother dead after she committed suicide, and his Dad's first reaction is to ask "what did you do, son?"
- And what happened to the principals? Did mind control girl get the bullies to rape him instead?
- Mind Control Girl is a supervillain now, why not?
- I have no idea why she's pretending to be her own teachers; maybe if they were already there and she was mocking them, but that's not clear. And it still wouldn't explain why accordion music is fucking with her head.
- What the fuck is this psychodrama even supposed to be?
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.