RE: The Last Movie You Watched
February 26, 2014 at 10:44 pm
(This post was last modified: February 26, 2014 at 10:46 pm by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
Case 39 - I don't really like Renee Zellweger, but this was an okay movie. I think it's about a child which was born with a demon soul? Is that actually a thing? It wasn't explained very well.
Odd Thomas - I remembered my mom saying the book was good, so when I realized it had been made into a movie I had to check it out. It was pretty good. It reminded me a lot of Dead Like Me. The only thing is, the ending is pretty tragic.
Thir13en Ghosts - What happens when you enslave 11 malicious ghosts and 1 nice one and then let them loose? Nothing good, stupid. Plus, the newspaper in the movie referred to the main evil villain dude as an "adventurer" as though that is a thing in these times. Also, WTF "black zodiac"? That is some obviously made up bullshit. Everyone in the movie is stupid and the movie assumes everyone who will ever watch this movie is stupid, so fuck that.
The Stepfather (2009) - This is a remake of a movie made in the 80s. I didn't feel like watching the original first, because I actually recognized one of the actors in this remake. First of all, this movie reminded me a lot of the Buffy episode, "Ted". It was okay. I think they could have built up more tension and made "the stepfather" creepier. By the way, I am offended that the media always portrays stepparents as evil. My stepfather (now my adoptive father) is more like a father than my biological one ever was.
Body Parts - This movie is about a psychiatrist that is in an accident and has his arm replaced with a serial killer's arm. Then a whole bunch of other people get parts of the serial killer. Bad shit happens. We find out the doctor who performed the operation is a crazy fucker. This movie missed the mark for me, because I think the serial killer's body parts could have done more evil shit. They just didn't capitalize on the basic horror that was central to the plot.
Odd Thomas - I remembered my mom saying the book was good, so when I realized it had been made into a movie I had to check it out. It was pretty good. It reminded me a lot of Dead Like Me. The only thing is, the ending is pretty tragic.
Thir13en Ghosts - What happens when you enslave 11 malicious ghosts and 1 nice one and then let them loose? Nothing good, stupid. Plus, the newspaper in the movie referred to the main evil villain dude as an "adventurer" as though that is a thing in these times. Also, WTF "black zodiac"? That is some obviously made up bullshit. Everyone in the movie is stupid and the movie assumes everyone who will ever watch this movie is stupid, so fuck that.
The Stepfather (2009) - This is a remake of a movie made in the 80s. I didn't feel like watching the original first, because I actually recognized one of the actors in this remake. First of all, this movie reminded me a lot of the Buffy episode, "Ted". It was okay. I think they could have built up more tension and made "the stepfather" creepier. By the way, I am offended that the media always portrays stepparents as evil. My stepfather (now my adoptive father) is more like a father than my biological one ever was.
Body Parts - This movie is about a psychiatrist that is in an accident and has his arm replaced with a serial killer's arm. Then a whole bunch of other people get parts of the serial killer. Bad shit happens. We find out the doctor who performed the operation is a crazy fucker. This movie missed the mark for me, because I think the serial killer's body parts could have done more evil shit. They just didn't capitalize on the basic horror that was central to the plot.