Oh, Mr Porter, for the umpteenth time. Will Hay, Graham Moffatt and Moore Mariott are the stuff of comedic legend. "The next train's gone!"
Now I'm rewatching their classic Ask A Policeman. "I'm just thinking about his poor old granny - out there alone in a lighthouse!"
Now I'm rewatching their classic Ask A Policeman. "I'm just thinking about his poor old granny - out there alone in a lighthouse!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'