Got shanghaied into going to see 'The Hobbit'. My review:
I hated this film. I hated everything about it. This might be the ONLY film I've ever seen with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The casting was bad, the effects were tedious, the story was unrecognizable. The motivations of the main characters (Gandalf, Bilbo, and Thorin) made me wonder what the hell I was watching. The first film in the series was wretched enough (didn't see the second one), but this one is the capstone on the mountain of shit that is Peter Jackson's whorishness.
I'd sooner be raped by a syphilitic camel with gangrene than sit through this dreck again.
Boru
I hated this film. I hated everything about it. This might be the ONLY film I've ever seen with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The casting was bad, the effects were tedious, the story was unrecognizable. The motivations of the main characters (Gandalf, Bilbo, and Thorin) made me wonder what the hell I was watching. The first film in the series was wretched enough (didn't see the second one), but this one is the capstone on the mountain of shit that is Peter Jackson's whorishness.
I'd sooner be raped by a syphilitic camel with gangrene than sit through this dreck again.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson